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Florence, New York

The Best Werewolf Short Stories 1800-1849

Florence, New York, is presented as the ordinary commercial landscape behind Edward T. Nad's extraordinary opening predicament: a place of improvised employment, roadside promotion, frustrated artistic ambition, and public spectacle. Its decisive narrative function is to turn the private quarrels of a struggling band into a visible social disturbance, ending with Edward fleeing toward a dense forest after a fight over the band's name.

Setting and Local Character

Florence is identified as the home of the Zany Zoo Travel Agency, a business whose promotional work provides temporary employment for Edward and his new band members. Edward treats the town with irreverent contempt, even stressing for distant readers that this is Florence, New York, rather than the Italian city, and complaining that it lacks a good Italian restaurant. The joke makes the place feel provincial and materially specific: it is not a glamorous rock destination but an American locality where musicians must take whatever work is available.

The town's most prominent public space in this episode is the front lawn of the Zany Zoo Travel Agency. That lawn becomes a makeshift stage for commercial promotion, a site of confrontation, and finally a scene of public disorder. Traffic, passing motorists, children on bicycles, and customers' expectations all press into the musicians' already precarious situation, making Florence a place where private embarrassment cannot remain private.

Work, Performance, and Economic Pressure

The agency's manager, Virg, offers the musicians promotional work after feeling sorry for them. The arrangement is revealed only when he produces the costumes: the band members must dress as cartoonish animals to attract attention to the travel agency. Edward has made them accept the job so they can earn money for a smog machine for their gigs, defending the work as preferable to flipping burgers or frying chicken nuggets. Florence therefore links artistic aspiration to low-wage labor; the band cannot sustain its desired performance identity without submitting to a humiliating commercial one.

Edward is assigned the Easter Bunny costume because he created the situation, and the costume becomes the most conspicuous emblem of his compromised dignity. Waving at traffic for eight hours leaves his arms too painful to play beats when he returns to the apartment, while the costume lining chafes him and the public treats him as an object of mockery. Someone throws a chocolate milkshake at him, and a trucker exposes himself. The town's roadside economy thus imposes a physical and social cost on the performer who is trying to finance his music.

Public Conflict at the Travel Agency

The same afternoon, a woman asks Edward to conduct an Easter egg hunt on the agency's front lawn for her children. Edward refuses and tells her to leave, prompting Virg to become angry after the woman's husband calls to complain and threatens never to use the travel agency again. The incident shows how the promotional job depends on Edward's compliance with the role: the costume is not merely clothing but a service obligation, and refusing an extra demand risks the agency's business.

The dispute over the band's name then brings the underlying tensions into the open. Edward insists that The Beelzebubbas is brilliant, while the others do not share his conviction. The argument becomes physical on the lawn when Geri strikes Edward over the head with the Zany Zoo sign and the other band members join the attack. Cars honk, children stop their bicycles to watch, and the musicians' disagreement becomes a spectacle for the entire street. Florence functions here as a pressure chamber in which economic dependence, artistic vanity, and public humiliation converge.

Flight from Florence

Edward escapes the melee of swinging white signs and runs away in the pink bunny costume. A passerby calls from a car that the Easter Bunny is crawling away and should be hanged by his ears, extending the public violence into ridicule as Edward retreats. He runs so far without looking back that he becomes lost in a dense forest; by dusk, the trees have closed around him, while the pink costume allows his former band members to see him despite his head start.

The movement from the agency lawn into the forest gives Florence a sharp structural boundary. The town represents exposure, commerce, and social judgment; the forest begins as the space of escape but also of disorientation and pursuit. Edward's flight is therefore not a clean liberation from Florence. The town's failed work arrangement and broken band propel him into a more dangerous landscape, carrying the costume, bruises, and humiliating identity of the public role with him.

Narrative Significance

Florence, New York, anchors the story's comic and picaresque opening in recognizable material circumstances. Edward's grand rock-and-roll self-image is repeatedly measured against the town's practical demands: advertising, costumes, dissatisfied customers, limited income, and the need to pay for stage equipment. The contrast produces satire without making the setting merely decorative. Florence actively generates the conflict by placing ambitious musicians inside work they regard as degrading and by exposing their quarrel to an amused or hostile public.

Its significance also lies in the reversal it stages. Edward begins by presenting himself as a rock star pursued through a dark wood by costumed figures, but the immediate cause of that pursuit is a mundane dispute at a travel agency in Florence. The town converts fantasy into consequence: a band-name argument becomes a beating, the beating becomes a public chase, and the chase ends at the edge of an unknown forest. In that transition, Florence becomes the last clearly social place before the narrative enters its darker, more visionary terrain.